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Rules Don’t eat anywhere that has an English name. (Translations on the menu I’ll allow).  No alcohol while the sun is up. (Unless i have my flip flops on and it’s a vibe).  Take a picture of every meal and write down everything else I eat. (If I’m Not happy to write ‘I ate a whole packet of funny biscuits and sugar jellies in bed watching Tik-Tok, it might not be the best idea).  At the end of each day write down what I drank. Hydration is next to godliness. Things to remember  I chose to come alone, don’t be a baby about it. If in doubt, what would Brigi do.  Be ever so careful when your feet aren’t on firm ground (boats/bikes/cablecars and the like). You like your feet on the floor for a reason, think on.  If in doubt, take a walk    to a faraway place for a thing. Nothing bad happens on a bimble.  Don’t think that something fake is real and only cheap cause it’s made round the corner. It’s fake and you’re    an idiot leave it al...